My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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