so that wasnt chicken after all
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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