I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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