I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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