In the future we'll all be gay
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Did I show you my penis last night?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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