What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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