Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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