That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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