hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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