I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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