Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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