Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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