Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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