The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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