Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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