Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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