I like my sex mixed with concussions.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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