Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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