Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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