i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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