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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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