You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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