so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
