girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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