How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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