i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Screwed.edu
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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