The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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