Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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