she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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