There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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