Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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