Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
