wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
