Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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