i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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