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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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