then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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