physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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