i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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