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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Did you just throw up mid-sentence?

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(714): View more from California

It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.

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(586): View more from Michigan

No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on

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(315): View more from New York

I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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(775): View more from Nevada

The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......

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(919): View more from North Carolina

His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick

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