Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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