I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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