I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You are the jesus of drinking
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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