She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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