People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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