What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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