no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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