i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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