new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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