WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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