i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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